A stupid perp walks into Mercurio’s Pizza, a Richmond Indiana landmark. They place is so cool, they only need to be open 3 nights a week! I’m thinking of driving over to try a pizza. Anyway, said perp walks in to steal cash register, after wrestling with the clerk, from the back room comes a defender of “self defence”. After firing 3 rounds, our perp decides he’s wore out his welcome robbing the fine folks at Mercurio’s and heads out the door. When police arrive he is found to have expired outside the place of his last evil act. Richmond is safer because this stupid perp robbed a believer in self defence. Radical RC Workbench thanks Mercurio’s for taking care to care for himself in such a way that his community is a safer place to live.
Update 10/15/2012:Pal-Item Update, see mugshot, robbers name and additional details.